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A Sunday *Snork*

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I’m not usually the type to sit around and watch YouTube videos, but I saw Mary mention this on Twitter Friday, and when I watched it I laughed so hard I cried and probably scared everyone in my office. You have to watch the WHOLE THING–at least up to 4:40 (the angel).

Be back tomorrow with the menu plan! I’m hoping to get a little more back to normal this week.

P.S. My coworkers threw me an incredible surprise birthday party last night. I was so touched! I can’t believe how sweet they were and how everyone kept it a secret. Our darling host MawMaw wrote about it here, with some pics. :)

Funny Quotes and More

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Mr. V: Any Bond car is automatically not ugly, no matter how ugly it is.
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Me: I feel bad about how many trees I am killing printing out this project. (later) It’s such much easier to check for consistency on paper.
Jon: Hence the trees.
Me: Poor trees.
Jon: I’m not worried about the trees. It’s the monkeys I’m worried about. And the lizards. Especially the lizards.
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While having an especially greasy lunch at Noshville, Mr. V and I were talking about the working project I am doing based on John 3:16. He said it should just be based on the 3:16 of all books in the Bible and wondered if any of them were as cool as John. Between the two of us we came up with 1 John 3:16 and Revelation 3:16 being pretty cool. Mr. V decided Leviticus 3:16 is probably awesome.

Later … I e-mailed Mr. V that Leviticus 3:16 is about all the fat belonging to the LORD (Yes, big LORD, as in Yahweh). Seems appropriate with the lunch we had!

Is Getting a Horse and Buggy a Good Plan? I Think So.

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Really funny exchange that just took place in my office.

D: Isn’t this the most boring this ever?
Me: What, the implementation guide? YES.
D: I just hate it.
Me: Wait. I thought you were supposed to be gung-ho about FAITH?
D: I’m supposed to be. But Sharon isn’t here, so I don’t have to lie.

I guess you might have to know “D,” who is a very dry person with little to no sense of humor.

I have no desire to work today. I got three vaccines at lunch for my trip to Brazil, so now my arm feels like it’s going to fall off and I feel weird and yucky. Plus my car has an almost-flat tire so on the way home I have to go put air in it and then take it to the shop near our house. Hopefully Mr. V loves me enough to come get me from there. Stupid car.

I told Sarah, who is living with us, that I was going to buy a horse-and-buggy instead. She wasn’t sure the neighbors would care for the smell. As much as I love the neighbors…maybe the horse would poop on their nice SUV. ;)

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