I SO needed this minute after a VERY long day with two little ones fighting all. day. long.
Me (thinking of Pinterest sign with “first day of school”): Libbie, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Libbie: For Christmas I want to ask Santa for things to go on my eyes so I can go under water.
Notes: She means goggles. And we have never had gifts from Santa or really talked to her about Santa at all.
Me: Do you want to have a job when you get big?
Libbie: Oh yes. I want to help people sleep.
Other things she said she wanted to be/do:
Then she pretty much gave me the toddler equivalent of “don’t fence me in, yo.”
I needed the laugh today. Really bad.